The Flower Maiden - Tales of the Parodyverse

Post By The Hooded Hood doesn't just write Parodyverse stories, and here's something completely different Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 04:15:46 pm EDT	Subject The Flower Maiden

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Some of you may know I have an interest in retelling old legends. Here's my interpretation of one of the oldest British stories, first written down in the 12th Century but probably much, much older than that:

The Flower Maiden

There's an adult readers only warning on it for the sexual content.

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* Whoa! Now you're doing literature as well. I'll have to comment on this properly when i've had a chance to think about it! (no text) - Dancer - Wed Aug 17, 2005 at 08:45:59 am EDT

* Good. I'd appreciate a female point of view on this one. (no text) - HH - Wed Aug 17, 2005 at 01:12:49 pm EDT

* Wow. So, she foresaw the coming of Gloria Steinem, then? :) (no text) - CrazySugarFreakBoy! - Sat Aug 13, 2005 at 10:26:49 pm EDT

* Visions of the future are often horrific. (no text) - HH - Sun Aug 14, 2005 at 04:20:20 am EDT
- * Tell me about it... I mean, you had your original, then suddenly we got the barefoot, spoiled milk version, and now some teen Kang Iron Man versio... wait, you're ··· - Visionary - Sun Aug 14, 2005 at 11:21:48 am EDT
  - * Nice to see you getting past all these semi-naked women and retirning to your old obsessions. (no text) - HH - Sun Aug 14, 2005 at 08:50:15 pm EDT

* Okay, I'm severely impressed. Wow. - Josh Clement - Fri Aug 12, 2005 at 03:43:48 pm EDT

* That much sex and nudity will do that. (no text) - HH - Sat Aug 13, 2005 at 08:09:13 am EDT

* Well done stuff! It's a good thing you didn't send me this one at camp; I don't think I'm allowed to read it there. :) (no text) - Hatman - Fri Aug 12, 2005 at 02:43:08 pm EDT

* But in the end the evildoers are punished and the righteous hero is triumphant. (no text) - HH - Sat Aug 13, 2005 at 07:53:06 am EDT

* A Harlequin Romance for the Middle Ages! You had fun with this, didn't you? (no text) - ag at work - Fri Aug 12, 2005 at 02:10:56 pm EDT

* Dark ages or earlier, I'd say. the legend's probably pre-Roman invasion. (no text) - HH - Sat Aug 13, 2005 at 07:53:45 am EDT

* I'll get to it asap. :) (no text) - ag at work - Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 06:55:20 pm EDT

* So I notice. (no text) - HH - Sat Aug 13, 2005 at 07:53:59 am EDT

* Things that make you go "hmmm..." - Anime Jason - Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 04:36:01 pm EDT

* Re: Things that make you go "hmmm..." - HH - Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 05:06:30 pm EDT

* Yep... [Spoilers] - Anime Jason - Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 05:21:38 pm EDT

* Re: Yep... [Spoilers] - HH - Sat Aug 13, 2005 at 08:11:59 am EDT

* Re: Yep... [Spoilers] - Anime Jason - Sat Aug 13, 2005 at 08:29:47 pm EDT

* Re: Yep... [Spoilers] - HH - Sun Aug 14, 2005 at 09:04:28 am EDT
* I have always liked your more serious work. - Manga Shoggoth - Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 05:36:28 am EDT
- * It takes longer so I have problems usually setting the time aside for the concerted effort. - HH - Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 10:16:31 am EDT
* None of those Irish curses were the one I'm familiar with [Spoilers] - killer shrike - Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 08:24:49 pm EDT
- * You've heard of Michael Flatley though, right? [Spoilers] - HH - Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 09:56:47 am EDT
* A really outstanding piece. [Spoilers] - Visionary - Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 07:00:00 pm EDT
- * We're not talking about Goronwy here, are we? [Spoilers] - HH - Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 07:48:48 pm EDT
  - * Well, I'm not... but to each their own. [Spoilers] - Visionary - Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 08:30:21 pm EDT
    - * So 70% of the story being Blodeuwedd nude scenes was enough for you. [Spoilers] - HH - Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 10:14:57 am EDT
* If you keep up this story-a-day pace, I'ma have to burn down your house. :) - Nats - Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 06:59:13 pm EDT
- * I can't help that you're a slow reader. - HH - Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 07:32:02 pm EDT